An Interesting Story

So here is my take at an interesting story, it should be just as appealing as the one told in class. Once upon a time, there was a philosopher who was thinking to himself, "I wonder how a person can be once upon a time?" At that point the philosopher realized that this phase is simply a convoluted way of saying, at one point. He thought to himself, " Librarians all over the world, are confusing the children, perverting our future and at one point this was considered to be a good idea." Once the philosopher noticed this, he took it upon himself to make sure that not a single child would be confused by Victorian era English ever again, until the end of time. He posted up in libraries, coffee shops and outside houses; watching, waiting for someone's mother to pick up a children's book or start watching a Star War's movie. But this was to no avail however as the irony of the event soon become evident. That a philosopher, whose job it is to think about ironic statements and events; did not realize that stalking families like this would be akin to stalking. And then everybody died, and the earth was red as blood., bunnies.